Top Ten

The Top Ten D&D Characters You'll Never See

10) Centaur meter maid
9) Orc manicurist
8) Drow crossing guard
7) Gnomish driving instructor
6) Halfling file clerk
5) Dwarvish janitor
4) Half-elven rodeo clown
3) Bean burrito
2) Wyvern mailman
1) Minotaur ballerina